Tweeting without a smartphone is like eating an un-buttered sandwich. The experience is dry and flaky and weird! And it's JUST NOT NATURAL.
Say you're on the bus and this girl in front of you, wearing a beret and suspenders, says something H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.L.Y vapid; obviously, your first knee-jerk reaction is to tweet it. Tweet it, so the whole world knows not to say stupid things while wearing suspenders.
No smartphone. No tweets about beret-girls.
Tweeting sans smartphone only creates tweets of the worst kind. Tweets in the form of links to articles and tumblr. Tweets about wanting to drink coffee, but not having any coffee left in the bag -- that -- used -- to -- contain -- coffee.
Tweets linking to blog posts.
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This is why I'm absent from Twitter-ville.
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