This will be great for everyone involved.
|Apparently, I thought that color was perfect for my face. It also went very well with my mullet.|
|Apparently, I thought this pose looked 1) sexy, and 2) natural. That hint of a brace-filled smile was the perfect finishing touch.|
|Apparently, I was sad enough to cry, but NOT SAD ENOUGH to NOT take a picture of it. Deep shit.|
|This, right here, is an image of me poetically touching the letters spelling out the name of my then-crush "Boyband extraordinaire" Yamapi, with a bit of hand-art thrown in. This picture is perfect.|
|This girl does not know how to boogie down.|
You THOUGHT I would put up pictures of me holding a banana, trying to look like a prostitute. I found NO SUCH PICTURE.
But this level of embarrassment is high enough for a wednesday night.