I've been getting too many messages asking me if I'm clinically depressed, and so I have to make sure people know: I will not be jumping from any bridges anytime soon.
This is a common factor in my life. I seem to exude som kind of natural bitterness. I cannot help it! I am far too happy in my unhappiness to stop.
Just know that through every complaint, sad comment or ominous ponder, I am smiling.
Or at least smirking.
I'm a smirker.
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